Dr. Leedbetter: Umm, Ross. Phoebe: I think that uh, yours is a question with many answers. (Writes him a note and the gang reads it.). “Oh, my God, I’m standing here going. Phoebe: Okay, umm, it's this tragic love story between Cathy and Heathcliff and umm, it takes place on like these really creepy mores in England. It's just that, we don't want everyone to know because this is going really well, and maybe the reason it's going really well is because it's a secret. Meanwhile, Phoebe finds a police badge in Central Perk, and Ross tries to get his new sofa into his apartment. (Ross's scream scares a flight of pigeons away. (Realizes he still has the underwear in his hand.) Okay? Phoebe writes him a note that would scare anyone. A word. Chandler: I know it sounds really weird, but we're just so bad at relationships. Ross: (getting upset) Oh-oh really? She ends up eating Chandler's sandwich. They talked about literature and Holden's views on Romeo and Juliet. Joey: Ahh—oy! Phoebe: I really thought you making a good point. Ross: Yeah. I am not a pervert! Joey: No! Phoebe then rants about the importance of not cancelling plans with friends to Joey and the two re-schedule. (Throws them towards Chandler's room.) Y'know, people are always talking about what they learned in high school and I never went to high school. https://friends.fandom.com/wiki/The_One_With_Ross%27_Sandwich/Transcript?oldid=56141. Series co-creator Marta Kauffman also did not remember what Buffay wrote but added that she wanted to find out for the sake of her own sanity. Ross: I don't know. He takes naked pictures of us! Ross, when you picture Phoebe living on the street, is she surrounded by the entire cast of Annie? And because we're so obsessed, we took note of the Central Perk gang's Magna Doodles that appeared on the beloved series. Ross: Oh no, you-you don't understand. Phoebe writes a scary note for him to put on his new sandwich that scares people away from him. Rachel: (To Phoebe) Sorry I'm late, but I left late. Undies! Someone at work eats it and sparks his anger. Rachel: Vogue! Joey: What?!! You sick, sick, sick, sick-o!! Chandler: (interrupting him) All this lying has been hard on us too. And I thought was a good idea so, I took it. ‘She wrote a note for his sandwich?’ I don’t know. Okay, all right, so Jane Eyre, first of all, you'd think she's a woman, but she's not. But Bob Ross was intensely private and really kept his personal life hidden. ), Joey: I'm Joey. But be sure to write a Phoebe worthy note on it so your co-worker doesn't steal it! It's good. He put it in the refrigerator and included a note so people would know that it was his. Chandler: See? [Scene: The Class; Monica has taken Rachel's spot.]. Phoebe and Rachel enroll in a literature class. Joey: You guys promised you'd be more careful! Rachel: Yeah, well, feminism yes, but also the robots. All right, listen, I can't…. Ross: I'm fine! Later, Rachel finds Monica's razor in Chandler's bathroom and P… Whom did Holden meet at the sandwich bar? You see my-my sister makes these amazing turkey sandwiches. Monica: Yes you are! Ross: MY SANDWICH!!!!!! Phoebe hates that they're together because she figures that Ursula is going to hurt Joey, one of her best friends. Directed by Gary Halvorson. Look. Summary: Joey starts to get uncomfortable with protecting Monica and Chandler's secret, especially when it places him in embarrassing situations. What are you, what are you sick? Monica: (yelling and waving her hand in the air) I know! It's a disease! Joey: Yeah, it was! Rachel: Be-because I didn't want him to think I was stupid! Why? How else would you explain all the weird stuff that's been going on? You're note, amazing! Yeah, ALL 94 of 'em (save for … Monica: I guess I set up the video camera to try and entice Joey. Free delivery on millions of items with Prime. Chandler: I didn't know you were taking a class. Write. Dr. Leedbetter: There may have been a-a joke or a limerick of some kind. Umm, this is all because of a sandwich. That was the underwear I was wearing that night in London. Are you sure you're not just a sex addict? That sandwich was the only good thing going on in my life! ), Cynthia: I can't believe you thought that you were going to video tape us having sex on the first date! Thanksgiving leftovers for the win! (Joey casually pushes Ross over the back of the couch and sits down proud of himself. Archived. Someone ate the sandwich anyway, which enrages Ross. Dr. Leedbetter: We want you to speak to a psychiatrist. Chandler and Monica have horrified looks on their faces.). Not a 'sucker or loser:' Vietnam vet's obit rips Trump. Monica: We'll try to be more careful okay? That's the only way to explain the underwear and the video camera that doesn't make me look like a pig! Twice recently I've seen the stroller come up in things I've read. What did they talk about? Mental Geller, yeah, I always wanted a cool nickname like that. Happy Thanksgiving! Monica: Okay, just wait, please. Chandler: Top of the world? Phoebe: All right, wait! Phoebe: Okay, this will keep them away from your stuff. I totally get symbolism. Julius is an LA Entertainment Reporter for Fox News. “Everybody be cool, this is my sandwich! (Shows the note to Chandler who reads it aloud.). Eventually, Ursula begins avoiding Joey, as Phoebe predicted would happen, hoping to end their brief fling that way. While doing this, Monica's picture falls out. Phoebe: HE STABBED ME FIRST! report. Powered and implemented by FactSet Digital Solutions. Well, I really liked that Lamaze class I took! (Hands him a Polaroid.). hide. Anyone else? (Writes him a note and the gang reads it.) Phoebe: Someday I'll tell you about the time I stabbed a cop! ), Rachel: Joey, is what she just said umm—Oh my God. You were actually gonna… (Chandler picks this moment to return to the living room.) 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